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The Notebook

RomanceDrama
Two hours of people crying and making bad decisions. Where's the action? Where's the backbone? Ryan Gosling could be doing literally anything else with his time. This movie skipped every day at the gym and it shows. Absolute waste of potential.

Reviewed by: Rex Hardcastle

Published: December 2, 2025

15%
SCRAWNY

Pathetic. Does not lift.

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